when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend
I hope Miss Claudette is okay.
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares