nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via morrisseh)

200,012 notes
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post

penisbomb:

So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.

(via manboobmaiden)

237,021 notes
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

(via princesskawaiichan)

34,060 notes
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post