Hi, I'm Vanessa. New York. 15.

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares